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  • Fourth Worst Joke Book

    Steve Burt

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Feb. 5, 2017)
    Q: What do you call a woman with a bad leg?A: Eileen.Q: What do you call a woman with a wooden leg? A: PegQ: Where do Eileen and Peg work?A: I-Hop.Fourth in Steve Burt's Dumb Jokes for Kids series (First Worst, Second Worst, Third Worst Joke Books).
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  • Second Worst Joke Book: Dumb Jokes for Kids

    Steve Burt

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Oct. 2, 2016)
    Sequel to the bestselling First Worst Joke Book in Steve Burt's Dumb Jokes for Kids series. Over 175 dumb jokes and riddles for kids. See also Third Worst Joke Book.
  • Wicked Strange

    Steve Burt

    language (, Sept. 10, 2014)
    2015 New England Book Festival Award for Best Anthology. Here are 13 Twilight-Zone-like weird tales set in New England, from Bram Stoker Award winner Steve Burt. Excerpted from the author's Stories to Chill the Heart series of 39 stories: Odd Lot (Benjamin Franklin Award winner), Even Odder (Bram Stoker Nominee), Oddest Yet (Bram Stoker winner), Wicked Odd (Ippy Award). Also available in audiobook and ebook.
  • Wicked Strange: 2015 Best Anthology, New England Book Festival

    Steve Burt

    language (Steven E. Burt, Aug. 12, 2014)
    You want strange? You got it. Wicked Strange, as they say in New England. Imagine looking out your window in Nashua, New Hampshire and seeing an other-worldly hearse cruising up and down the street in search of a soul. Heard about Plantation 13, the rural Maine backwater, where the males birth the babies through their eye sockets? Hey, don't pet that infected dog! It's been in that concrete wall over three decades. And what's up with those giant moths trapped in the tower of the Pemaquid Point Lighthouse? Be sure to cross the road when you go past the old witchy woman's place along the White River in Bethel, Vermont or you may run into the spirit-stealers. Spend a day with Ruger, the new caretaker apprentice at the old felons' bone yard in Augusta, Maine. You say you need your fix of New England weirdness? Well, you're guaranteed to find it here under the covers--the front and back covers--of Bram Stoker Award winner Steve Burt's latest collection: Wicked Strange. Excerpted from Bram Stoker Award-winning author Steve Burt's four Stories to Chill the Heart collections: Odd Lot, Even Odder, Oddest Yet, and Wicked Odd.
  • Vermont Ghost Busters: NEW ENGLAND BOOK FESTIVAL AWARD

    Steve Burt

    language (Steven E. Burt, Feb. 1, 2017)
    2015 New England Book Festival Award. Steve Burt's three Devaney & Hoag Vermont ghost-buster mystery stories, previously published in three different books, are collected here in one large-print volume. "The Witness Tree," "The French Acre," and "The Chambers Crypt" are all set in Norwich, Vermont. Hoag is a Valley News reporter who is frequently called upon to investigate unusual (paranormal) stories; Devaney is his retired-teacher father-in-law who tags along to snap pictures. Dr. Burt is the author of many books with New England settings, including the Bram Stoker Award-winning Stories to Chill the Heart series (Odd Lot, Even Odder, Oddest Yet, and Wicked Odd), the FreeKs paranormal teen detectives series (FreeK Camp, FreeK Show, and FreeK Week, winner of the Florida Book Festival Grand Prize and the New England Book Festival Award). His inspirational New England holiday collection, A Christmas Dozen, was a national bestseller.
  • Wicked Strange: 13 Tales from Bram Stoker Award winner Steve Burt

    Steve Burt

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 13, 2014)
    Winner of the 2015 New England Book Festival Award for Best Anthology. Regular print edition (There is also a Large Print Edition). You want strange? You got it. Wicked Strange, as they say in New England. Imagine looking out your window in Nashua, New Hampshire and seeing an other-worldly hearse cruising up and down the street in search of a soul. Heard about Plantation 13, the rural Maine backwater, where the males birth the babies through their eye sockets? Hey, don't pet that infected dog! It's been in that concrete wall over three decades. And what's up with those giant moths trapped in the tower of the Pemaquid Point Lighthouse? Be sure to cross the road when you go past the old witchy woman's place along the White River in Bethel, Vermont or you may run into the spirit-stealers. Spend a day with the new caretaker's apprentice at the old felons' bone yard in Augusta, Maine. You say you need your fix of New England weirdness? Well, you're guaranteed to find it here under the covers--the front and back covers--of Bram Stoker Award winner Steve Burt's latest collection: Wicked Strange.
  • Wicked Strange: New England Ghost Stories and Weird Tales

    Steve Burt

    language (, Feb. 1, 2017)
    Winner of the 2015 New England Book Festival Award for Best Anthology. Regular print edition (There is also a Large Print Edition). You want strange? You got it. Wicked Strange, as they say in New England. Imagine looking out your window in Nashua, New Hampshire and seeing an other-worldly hearse cruising up and down the street in search of a soul. Heard about Plantation 13, the rural Maine backwater, where the males birth the babies through their eye sockets? Hey, don't pet that infected dog! It's been in that concrete wall over three decades. And what's up with those giant moths trapped in the tower of the Pemaquid Point Lighthouse? Be sure to cross the road when you go past the old witchy woman's place along the White River in Bethel, Vermont or you may run into the spirit-stealers. Spend a day with the new caretaker's apprentice at the old felons' bone yard in Augusta, Maine. You say you need your fix of New England weirdness? Well, you're guaranteed to find it here under the covers--the front and back covers--of Bram Stoker Award winner Steve Burt's latest collection: Wicked Strange.
  • First Worst Joke Book: Dumb Jokes for Kids

    Steve Burt

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Aug. 28, 2016)
    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No i-deer.Over 150 dumb jokes for kids from retired minister Steve Burt, who is the author of dozens of award-winning teen mysteries and ghost story collections, a 4-time Mom's Choice Award winner. Also see Second Worst Joke Book and Third Worst Joke Book.
  • Fourth Worst Joke Book: Dumb Jokes for Kids

    Steve Burt

    eBook (, Feb. 5, 2017)
    Fourth in Steve Burt's Dumb Jokes for Kids series (First Worst, Second Worst, Third Worst Joke Books).
  • The Bookseller's Daughter: Grand Prize Winner, 2019 New York Book Festival

    Steven Burt

    eBook (Burt Creations (Steven E. Burt), March 28, 2019)
    Grand Prize Winner, 2019 New York Book Festival Awards2019 Mom's Choice Awards gold medalistFrom Bram Stoker Award-winning author Steve Burt comes a new novel for adults and teens.Could Things Get Any Weirder in Wells, Maine?Working at Annie's Book Stop, Keegan has read plenty of mysteries. But she's never been part of one. Until now.It starts when someone—or some THING—burglarizes a different local bookstore, Toil & Trouble, stealing an obscure book of little interest except possibly to a collector.It gets stranger when someone appearing to be a hunchbacked nun comes to Annie's Book Stop to order a reprint of the same book—and two books on local graveyards! But before they can be picked up, a robed and hooded figure breaks into Annie's after hours and rifles through the special-orders shelf. Is there more to this book than meets the eye?More questions come up, but the most important one is: Can Keegan survive long enough to unravel the big secrets of her small town?
  • Third Worst Joke Book: Dumb Jokes for Kids

    Steve Burt

    Paperback (CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, Dec. 25, 2016)
    Third in the hit Dumb Jokes for Kids series (First Worst Joke Book, Second Worst Joke Book, Fourth Worst Joke Book) by 4 time Mom's Choice Award winner Steve Burt. Over 150 jokes each book.
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  • Oddest Yet

    Steve Burt

    language (, May 11, 2015)
    Winner of the 2004 Bram Stoker Award for Young Readers, the horror genre's most coveted award. Nine weird tales from Steve Burt, who also writes the FreeKs paranormal teen detectives series that has won 4 Mom's Choice golds, the Moonbeam Children's Book Award for teens, the Florida Book Festival Grand Prize, and the New England Book Award.